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Chocolate Chip Sea Star

from Ensonglopedia of Animals by John Hinton

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Table manners table manners
How do you eat up your dinners?
I bet you don’t regurgitate
Your stomach lining on your plate
Then let your dinner part-digest
Before you gobble up the rest?
Well starfish do! Yes starfish do!
And don’t even ask how they poo!
All right – the starfish have no bums;
Instead, all up each of its arms,
It has hundreds of small tube feet,
And it’s through these that they excrete.
Now please excuse my snobbishness
But I think that is vomitous.

The chocolate chip sea star
Is a cookie-look-alike if seen from afar,
But I wouldn’t dip this one in your tea,
Because it’s not really a choc chip cookie,
It’s a little star in the sea!
Sea! Star!

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from Ensonglopedia of Animals, released October 15, 2018

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