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Jabba the Hutt

from The Anti​-​Xmas EP by Ensonglopedia

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My last trip by hot air balloon towards the Endor Forest
Moon was terminated far too soon and nearly caused my
death.
An alien with massive guns appeared by magic, spoke
in tongues, he sat upon me, squished my lungs and starved
me of my breath because he's fat...
...he's Jabba the Hutt.

He captured me and took me away. We travelled
forever and a day. My hair went bald and then it went
grey. Isn't the Universe vast?
He let me join in every
meal and Jabba would eat 4 cows and a seal, I asked him
once if he'd reveal just why he ate so fast, he said “’Cos
I'm fat...
...I'm Jabba the Hutt.”

I want Jabba the
Hutt to be my friend
He's food and wine aplenty and he's
money much to spend
He'd be an excellent goalkeeper, we'd
always win the match
And on top of that he's oh so
fat.

He dropped me off when he'd had enoughof my smelly
feet and my belly fluff, he stole my balloon and all my
stuff and set a course for Mars.
I waved and gave my nose
a blow then laughed when I saw him travel so slow, I
shouted "Jabba, go go go, you'll never reach the stars
because you're fat...
...you're Jabba the Hutt."
I want
Jabba the Hutt to be my friend
The jokes I'd tell at
parties oh the fun would never end
I know that it's NVPC
and I apologise for that
But Jesus, isn't he fat?

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from The Anti​-​Xmas EP, released January 12, 2007

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