Freak Upon Freak

by Johnny Acecraft

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Space, Man 05:06
Let's go to space, man, shame to let it all go to waste, man, let's get into space. Let's go to the Sun, that'll be fun, our journey's only just begun We'll get a nice tan while we plan the rest of our holiday There's no need to bring your skis, it's 5,500º And I am sure you'll be so pleased that you'll want to stay But next on our itinerary is the planet of Mercury It's currently the place to be if you are sick of the sea The Sun is so big in the sky that the surface is totally dry And that's probably why nobody's ever been by But we are breaking that trend, we're doing space end to end You're my intergalactic friend Let's go to space, man, shame to let it all go to waste, man, let's get into space. Let's go to Venus, the planet of volcanic activity It will consume us before we've had time for a cup of tea It's so dangerous because the pressure is so high And the air is so poisonous that we will very quickly die I'm not so up for this so let's give that one a miss And see what lies in store on the planet of war Mars is my kind of dive, it's got a much nicer vibe And it might just contain life Let's go to Mars, man, we're almost half-way to the stars, man, let's get into space. Jupiter is the biggest of all, the giant gas ball Through the layers of liquid metal we will fall It's got a big red spot which I like quite a lot And what a lot of interesting moons it has got Saturn is next, it's quite complex It's got so many rings that it leaves me vexed Its surface is yellow with helium below We'll pop by quite quickly just to say hello Uranus is famous as the planet whose name is Most likely to cause mirth and to entertain us It's a big blob of blue with nothing to do I suggest we just pass through And continue into space, man, shame to let it all go to waste, man, let's get into space. Neptune is such a very very distant place That we are now doomed never to rejoin the human race It's got thirteen moons which is bound to be unlucky for some Because pretty soon you're going to start to cry, kick and scream for your mum But last and certainly least Is the planet of Pluto which has recently deceased It's too crap to be a planet any more And beyond that who knows what lies in store? But we're not going to find out by staying indoors So stop hesitating, procrastinating, what are you waiting for? Get out that door! Let's go to space, man, shame to let it all go to waste, man, let's get into space.
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The Itch 00:45
Itch me bitch, I got a bit of a twitch You see I got this new top and it's got a thick stitch Which scratches at patches of my back I can't hack this reckless attack I gotta switch what I'm wearing Gotta be a bit more daring Gotta give my skin a good airing Gotta start tearing away the layers Get me to a tailors This pain may be heinous but it sure ain't contagious Yo bitch You who bewitch Please don't tell me that you won't scratch my itch I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine And right now, since your back's doing fine I'll be the first in line. Yo, scratch my itch up.
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Oh, Nondescript Entity, won’t you reveal your identity? Oh, indeterminate thing, what confusion you bring Oh, Nondescript Entity, I’m not quite sure what you’re meant to be Oh, indefinite form, how you differ from the norm I used to think that everything was very clearly labelled And that I’d always be able to describe what’s on the table But I have since discovered something quite beyond description And I’m stricken with addiction to deciphering its inscription It’s quite unlike a single thing that I have seen before And I’m hoping that I don’t see any more Oh, Nondescript Entity, I wish that you’d never been sent to me The strangest thing I’ve ever had and it’s driving me mad.
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Don't be a linkonfosoborofos... I am but a linkonfosoborofosoboro Looking through the holes in my linkonfosobing-bong-linkonfosoborofosoboro Looking at a lovely lady Is a feeling that drives me crazy I've been feeling linkonfosoborofos lately But I think I've just met the girl who's gonna save me Alamalatjafs ut i fiskamalajkabinga-bonga-bej Alamalatjafs ut i fiskamalajka-chipp-chopp Alamalatjafs ut i fiskamalajkabinga-bonga-bej Alamalatjafs ut i fiskamalajka-chipp-chopp-kinaminaminamann
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Jag har min gura och min hoj Och visst kan det ju vara skoj i för sig Men det saknas en grej Och det är en tjej Vem ska jag skriva mina kärlekslåtar för? Vem vill bli förförd av en sådan kärleksamatör? Varför är jag ensam när jag vill sjunga sång i kör? Och varför är jag alltid jämlikt (should be "ständigt") på sånt jävligt gott humör Fastän det saknas en grej... Och det är en tjej. (And other similar sentiments...)
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The End 02:00
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about

The first of two solo albums by Johnny Acecraft, from 2008

credits

released November 16, 2008

All songs written by J. Hinton
All songs recorded at the Innariddim Sound Studio, Hazelbrook, NSW, Australia, except 'Loo Song With Words' - recorded at Pomphrey Studios, Perth, Western Australia

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